Jimmy was 97
And, as such, was quite frail and in a home. There, he had a girlfriend, Ada, who was also 97. Every night, they would hobble down to the television room, when everyone had gone to bed. Jimmy would wop his cock out, and Ada would hold it, as neither of them had the strength to do anything else.
One evening, Ada couldn't find Jimmy. She looked all around for him, very slowly, but could find no trace. She looked out of the window of the television room, tears in her sad, wrinkled old eyes, and she saw Jimmy, with FRANCES!!!
The next day, she confronted him.
"Jimmy" she said. "You're MY man. Look at Frances! She's 97 like me. She has white hair like me. She has to use a catheter like me. She can't walk properly, like me. What in Gods name has she got that I haven't?"
Jimmy looked up at her. "Parkinsons" he said.
(V3lvetPresley, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 10:11, Reply)