two that haven't been posted yet!
Jesus walks into a hotel, drops four nails on the table, and says "Put me up for the night."

And another...

A bunch of my mates and I were sitting around in middle school, and we decided that the whole racist joke thing needed to be bumped up a notch. We were actually of all ethnic persuasions, so we were NOT being serious - It was more of an "let's out offend each other game." We decided to come up with our own...

The crowned winner of that contest?

"How can you tell if a black man has a job?

By the whip scars on his back."

/me hangs head in shame
(mysticmcj, Sun 12 Sep 2004, 20:13, Reply)