Another Stevie one (that hasn't been posted, I think).
Stevie Wonder walks into a big department store with his seeing eye dog. Suddenly he starts swinging the dog over his head. The dog, of course, wails horribly.

A shop attendant runs over and asks: "mr Wonder, what on earth are you doing?"

"Just looking around."

Badum-tisch!

"The bus to Hell departs from platform two."
(janik, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 9:28, Reply)