Sorry if these are too tame...
These two bums are sitting in an alley eating used tampons. One bum looks at the other and says "Oh my GOD!!! You eat the strings too? You're fucking gross!!!"
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What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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Two fags and two lesbians drive from San Francisco to Los Angeles.
Who woill get there first, the fags or the lesbians?

The lesbians....they'd be doing 69 all the way there!


...and the fags? Well...they'd still be home packing their shit.
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How do you get a French woman pregnant?

Fuck her, stupid!
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Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger?
It's a 44 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
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What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.
( Milo the crab, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 11:13, Reply)