Ooooh...
Sitting in the canteen this lunchtime...listning to my fellow coworkers moaning on about their kids (and having spent the morning reading all these quality jokes)...

Them : "When people come over to stay, I always make sure the kids are tucked up in bed."


Me: "..."

Them : "And if anyone stays over, I make sure they make no noise in the night."

Me: " How do you do that, with a pillow or a a baseball bat?"

Them: ...eerie silence

Me: "I'll be off back to my desk then..."

Them: "Yes, I think you should."

Miserable bastards.
( emmalina, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 13:57, Reply)