an one more before i go
Michael Jackson was in the hospital as his girlfriend was having his first child. The labour was long and arduous, and she is asleep when he arrives. He motions the doctor over.
"Tell me doctor" he say in a hushed voice, "how long before can we have sex?"
"Michael!", the doctor admonishes, "you could at least wait till it starts walking"
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 13 Sep 2004, 17:16, Reply)