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Bob returns to see Bill at work after the weekend.

"Bill, Bill, I had an amazing weekend."

"Get pissed and stoned?"

"No. I went for a walk" says Bob.

"A walk?"

"Yeah, down the canal, and then I took a left over the bridge and went down the railway tracks, and thats where I came along this young damsel in distress" Bob starts to salivate a bit.

"OK, I'm interested now" replies Bill

"She was tied to the tracks all naked! So I did rescued her, and took her home. She was a bit cold, so I put her on the rug in front of the fireplace. After a while, she started to warm up, and to cut a long story short, I got a bit excited. We ended up making love in every single possible position all night long! It was fantastic!"

"Holy crap!" screams Bob, "Tell me more. Tell me more. Did she give good head?"

"Oh, dunno. Never found her head"
(staggs28, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 2:49, Reply)