Havn't seen it so far.
A mute guy goes into a chemist to buy some condoms. In every way possible the guy tries to sign to the chemist what he wants, but alas, the chemist simply can't understand what the mute wants.

Out of desparation the mute pulls out a fiver, whips his cock out, and slaps them both down on the counter.

The chemist says "fine", whips his own cock out, slaps it down on the counter and it dwarfs the mutes' cock by several inches. The chemist then puts his cock away, and pockets the fiver.

The mute looks shocked and very distressed, so the chemist says "Look mate, if you're going to make bets like that, what do you expect?"

It's the way I tell them... i.e. badly.
(minister of heresy, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 9:30, Reply)