A woman is giving birth,
...and as soon as the babies head appears, the doctor rips the baby out of the woman's womb. He starts spinning it around by its umbilical cord, smashing it on the floor and stamping on its head.

“Oh my god” cries the woman, absolutely horrified, “that's my baby!! What are you doing? You'll kill him!”

The doctor laughs, and replies - “April fools - it was already dead.”
(djrob, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 11:28, Reply)