I am so very sorry 3
Can't remember if this has been posted on b3ta before; might've been in the grafitti thread.

There was a young man from Cowes,
Who liked to suck shit from old women's bowels.
When he couldn't do this,
he drank prostitutes' piss,
and nibbled scabs from sanitary towels.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 16:20, Reply)