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A woman is walking down a quiet beach when she suddenly hears someone calling to her.

She turns round and there, lying face down on a beachtowel, is a paraplegic. He says,
"Miss, oh miss, i don't suppose you could turn me over could you? I'm getting terribly sunburned over here."

Being a compassionate woman, she happily obliges.
"Thank you, oh, thank you", he says, "but while you're here, could you do me another favour?"

"Ok" says the woman

"You see, I've been a paraplegic all my life, and I've never felt the soft caress of a woman's lips. I guess what I'm asking is, could I have a kiss?"

Taking pity on the poor legless, armless freak, the woman agrees. They kiss and the man is overjoyed.

"Well," says the paraplegic, "you seem pretty much up for anything. I've never been fucked either. What do you say?"

She thinks about this for a minute, then says, "Ok, why not."

So she picks him up by his stumps and hurls him into the sea, shouting after him,
"You're fucked now!"
( mrlogic is copying your beard, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 16:32, Reply)