Airline acronyms
What does Al Italia stand for?
Arrived Late In Turin And Luggage In Athens

What does Qantas stand for?
Quite A Nice Trip; All Survived

What does Lufthansa stand for?
Let Us Fondle The Hostess And Not Say Anything

... which all lead to ...

What does Munich stand for?
Manchester United Never Intended Coming Home

... and that has got to be the oldest disaster reference joke here.
(beergut, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 23:50, Reply)