A rich woman has been lonely all her life,
so puts an ad in a Lonely Hearts column, saying "lovely gentleman wanted to share life, love and fortune with. Conditions: 1) won't beat me up, 2) won't run away, 3) good in bed."

Predictably, she gets hundreds of offers, but none are suitable. Eventually she answers her doorbell to see a man with no arms and no legs.
"Who are you?" asks she.
"I'm your dream husband!" replies he, "I've got no arms so I can't beat you up, and no legs so I can't run away."
"Are you good in bed?"
"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"


Not offensive, but quite rude.
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 14:02, Reply)