Probably already posted..
George Best's consultant runs up to him and says.. *panting* "George, thank gos i've found you. I have good news and bad news." George thinks for a moment and says "Bad news first" "You have an hour to live" replies the consultant. After a moment, George regains his composure and asks "Well, whats the good news then?!" "Its happy hour"

*Thrusts*
(Clarissa, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 16:00, Reply)