*Disclaimer* I didn't write this...
A black guy is walking down a beach one day, and stubs his toe on something in the sand; that something turns out to be a lamp! (oooh gosh, didn't see that one coming).

Anyway, he rubs the lamp (not a euphemism) and out pops a genie! The genie gives him one wish as a reward for letting him out of the lamp-prison...

The guy thinks about for a while, and then says:
"Ok man, I wanna be white, and I wanna be surrounded by pussy".

So the genie turns him into a tampon.



ithangkooo.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 17:06, Reply)