Team names from uni pub quizes
It seems the nastiest team name wins a bottle of wine. Won it twice now.

Stephen Hawking's football boots: He can't cross but you should see him dribble

What happened to the midget when he walked between a woman's legs?
He got a clit round the ear and a twat in the face.

What is pink and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller?
A baby using a cheese grater as a comb.
(fluffytail, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 18:35, Reply)