What have a gynaecologist and a pizza boy got in commmon?
They can both smell it, but not eat it.

What was the name of Gary Glitter's Vietnamese pimp?

Porkum Yung

What the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

Nothing, they both come on a 13 year old boy's face

What do you call a toddler with a runny nose?

Full

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