Why are smear tests called smear tests?
Women wouldn't do them if they were called cunt scrapes.

Why do old ladies not get smear tests?
have you ever tried opening a cheese toastie?

A woman went on a fishing trip with 7 men. she came back with a big red snapper

I used to do a bit of factory work in between semesters at uni. One day the guys were telling off colour jokes when i whipped out the two smear test jokes. turns out i completely misjudged the situation and was met with the most awkward silence i have ever encountered broken only by one man saying "My wife really hates smear tests. they sound horriffic" followed by a 20 minute conversation on the horrors of the smear. i wanted to die.
(Rushy, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 15:21, Reply)