Of course, these have been done before, I'd imagine, but...
There's no way I'm going through 46 pages of sickness just to find it...

What's the difference between Smarties and Londoners?
Smarties don't blow up in the tube...

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Wheelchair...

(I have a friend with the sickest sense of humour ever... Apologies to those who may be offended, and a *spang!* with a frying pan, for going on the sick jokes question. Fool!)
(chinesechipmunk, Wed 7 Dec 2005, 16:44, Reply)