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Q: How can you tell that there's an elephant in your fridge?
A: Footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell that there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: You have to put the partially-eaten dismembered body parts of your infant daughter in the freezer instead.
( wingpig wish I'd known about liquify eighteen years ago, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 5:45, Reply)