Hee hee hee....
Sorry, these aren't original but they weren't on the pages I looked at.....


A child molester and a young boy are walking through the woods on a very dark night...
Child: "Gosh, I'm awfully scared."
Child Molester: "You're scared.....I gotta walk back through here all by myself!!!"


Q: How do you make a 5 year old cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.


Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his arse!


What's grosser than gross?.....
Putting a dozen raw oysters up a girls ass and sucking out thirteen!
( Milo the crab, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 7:28, Reply)