On safari
A nervous wreck of a guy goes to the doctors and worriedly says, "Doctor, I've been buggered by an elephant."
The doctor examines the guy, his ass is a full on goatse, about a foot wide.
"My god man, how did this happen?"

"Well I was on a safari" cried the patient, "and went for a crap behind a tree, when a bull elephant snuck up behind me, trapped me there, and raped me."

"Why that's awful" the doctor replied. "Just out of curiousity, I know for a fact that an elephants penis is only around 5 inches in girth, yet your anus seems to have been stretched a lot more than that"

"Yes, well he fingered me first".
( masakatsu best of all the burger meats, Fri 9 Dec 2005, 16:04, Reply)