Eee
Know this might have been posted..but I'm lazy and am going to have a go with it anyway. Heard this whilst 21 and at my very first naughty strip club. My guy friends took me out apparently thinking they could get me drunk enough to preform on amuteur night. They failed.

"What do you call a dead baby crawling up your leg?"

...A homesick abortion.
(thewenchspeaks, Mon 12 Dec 2005, 16:04, Reply)