Cheating Girlfriend
A man is sitting in a bar looking really upset. The barman realises that this depressed looking man is bad for business so goes to cheer him up.
"What's the matter?" asks the barman.
"I've just found my wife in bed with my best friend"
"That's awful!" shouts the barman. "What a bitch! What did you do?"
"Well," said the man, "I grabbed my girlfriend by the hair, threw her out of the house, grabbed all her clothes, threw them out of the window after her and told her never to come back."
"Good for you", says the barman. "What did you do to your best friend?"
"Well", says the man. "I shook my finger at him and said "BAD DOG!" "

Yay! First posting!
(motorbike thieves should be chainsawed, Wed 14 Dec 2005, 11:55, Reply)