Err....
A man gets called urgently to the local hospital, to find that his wife is in a coma, following being hit by a bus.

He is greeted by the doctor, who tells him that she is in a near vegetative state, however, there is a slight glimmer still there.

The doctor suggests, that her husband go into the cubicle, and give her oral sex, in the vain hope that it might just stimulate her brain, and pull her out of the coma.

The man is far from happy about doing this, especially with an audience of assorted doctors and nurses, but the head doctor assures him that they would all wait outside, and listen to the beeps of the monitors from outside, to detect any changes.

Anyway, in he goes, and after about 5 minutes, all hell breaks loose, and it transpires his wife has suddenly died.

The doctor said "I don't understand it... oral sex has bought women out of comas before... I cant understand how it has killed her!"

Her husband, looking sheepish, replies: "I think I may have choked her..........."

Can I travel to Hull by train?

:-)
(assistant commissioner terra blanche, Mon 19 Dec 2005, 12:01, Reply)