Did you heard the one about George Best's Funeral?
Yeah? So did I, every fucking page so far, bunch of cuntfucks.

How about the shoesalesman selling shoes to a businessman who wants nothing but the best pair of shoes available. The shoeshop worker directs this salesman into the corner of the store, where this sparkling white display is situated.
"Well, we got these just in, all above board etc, genuine white human leather shoes. Sounds worse than it is, trust me and try on a pair."
So sheppishly this businessman tries these on, and is instantly impressed."Christ these are comfy. How much are they?"
"About £2000 a pair."
The businessman winces; "Oh, sorry, that is a bit above my budget sorry."
The salesman then replies;
"Well, we have got them in black for a fiver."

Whats the diff between a blackman and a bike? A bike doesn't sing "Old Man River" when you put the chain on it.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 21 Dec 2005, 19:14, Reply)