Another father son one
A young boy approaches his old pa, who is sitting in the armchair, smoking his kippers and eating his pipe.
'Dad?'
'Yes my boy?'
'There's this girl at Nursery...'
'Ohoh?'
'And she let's me use her felt tips...'
'Go on,' says the Dad, trying not to get an erection from this.
'How do you make a girl love you Dad?'
'Oh son! Son, son, son!' Dad chuckles, 'When you get to be my age you'll know better, but you can't really make a girl love you!'

Pause.

'I meant physically.'
'Oh, then Rohyphynol.'
'Does that work?'
'You wouldn't be here if it didn't.'
'Cheers Dad.'
'Any time son.'
(thePontificator, Thu 12 Jan 2006, 20:42, Reply)