Warning, may contain poor humour.
So this lady has a severe allergy to nuts, she's one of those people who meant you couldn't bring peanut butter sandwiches into school. Anyway, she's in the middle of a nice long sex session with her husband when suddenly she has a reaction, starts frothing and everything. He rushes her to hospital, but she dies. The doctors are trying to work out how she got into contact with nuts, was it a delayed reaction? Had the man been eating peanuts? No. Finally, in desperation, the doctors ask the man, "did you have peanut butter anywhere on your body at the time?" and the man says "No! It can't be! The dog licked that all off!"
(Elmsters, Sun 15 Jan 2006, 18:17, Reply)