Remember the Australian backpacker murders?
What is the difference between an english backpacker and a german backpacker?

About 8 feet

Ivan Milat and Heidi the German backpacker are having a midnight stroll through the Belanglo state forest
Suddenly Heidi says to Ivan "Oh Ivan I am so scared of your forests at night"
Ivan replies, "Your scared, I'm the one who has to walk home on my own"!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 22:57, Reply)