Two Paki's.........
.....move to england. They agree to meet up after a few years and see who is more english. So many moons later the time comes and the two meet. "So, How english are you?" asks the first paki. "Well, I have learned how to drink 15 pints of Stella, eat 3 fish suppers, sing Vindaloo and beat up folk who support other football teams than me! I reckon that makes me pretty Bladdy english no? How about you? How English are you?"

"Fuck off Paki!"




*Some of my best friends......bla..bla..bla*
(Scoopfoot loves lamp, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 15:07, Reply)