Three vampires walk into a bar.
One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.

"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.

The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"
( We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 1 Feb 2006, 21:11, Reply)