I hope this makes it to the book...!
Three pregnant women sitting knitting jumpers. One says to the others, "I hope I have a boy, because I got this blue wool cheap". Another says, "I hope I have a girl, because I got this pink wool cheap". The last lady says... "I hope I have a disabled kid, as I've really fucked the arms up on this jumper..."
(farlice, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 23:32, Reply)