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Kids say the craziest things
Little boy: "Mum, why does Daddy have two willies?"
Mum: "Don't be silly, Dad only has one willy."
Little boy: "He has two."
Mum: "No, your Dad only has one willy!"
Little boy: "No! He has two willies! He has a small one that he goes to the toilet with, and a big one that he brushes my teeth with."
/not funny
( , Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:40, Reply)
Little boy: "Mum, why does Daddy have two willies?"
Mum: "Don't be silly, Dad only has one willy."
Little boy: "He has two."
Mum: "No, your Dad only has one willy!"
Little boy: "No! He has two willies! He has a small one that he goes to the toilet with, and a big one that he brushes my teeth with."
/not funny
( , Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:40, Reply)
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