Long One...
A man is visiting his elderly father at his apartment, when the warden suggests to him that his father might be in need of more full-time attention and that he may be better suited in a rest home. The man explains the situation to his father.
Son: Dad I think it's time we put you in a home, so you can be looked after properly.
Dad: No son, I'm fine, really I am... Don't put me in a home.
Son: There's a very nice retirement home just near us, we'll just book you in there for a week, and see how it goes... ok ??
Dad: Ok son, but only a week.

The dad is packed off to this home and the next morning wakes up in a nice comfortable bed, with a nurse asking what he'd like for breakfast. He chooses a full english breakfast and is about to tuck in, when he realises he has an eretion, sticking out from beneath the sheets. He immediately goes to cross his legs, but the nice nurse says "let me deal with that.." Much to the mans astonishment, the nurse starts giving him a blowjob, a really wet filthy blowjob, he can't believe it.

After the ordeal is over, the father rushed to the phone to call his son.
Dad: Son, I'm definately staying here, this place is marvellous, I woke up with a stiffy this morning and the nurse gave me a blowjob !!
Son: Oh, good for you dad... I'll be round to see you later.

Later that day a nurse comes in to tell the elderly man that his son is here to see him. the father gets up and head towards the main entrance, unfortunately he trips over in the hallway. Whilst he's bent over, and cunning male nurse runs up behind him and gives him a piece up the arse. The aged gentleman screams and the nurse runs off.

The elderly man finds his son begins explaining what had happened.
Dad: I just tripped in the corridor and a male nurse buggered me. I'm not staying here if that's going to happen.
Son: Well come on dad, you did get a blowjob... You just have to take the rough with the smooth.

Dad: But Son... I only get a stiffy 3 times a year, I fall over 3 times a fucking day!
(DudMasta, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 20:08, Reply)