PRISON
a new warder is doing the rounds , getting to know the inmates. He enters one cell with three people in it, 2 whites and a black.
He says to the first white " what are you in for?" he answers " 5 years . Attempted rape, judge said if i'd raped her i would've got 10!"
He turns to the next white man' "what you in for?" He replies " 10 years, attempted murder. Judge said i would've got 20 if i'd murdered him!"

He looks at the black man, " what you in for son?"

" 20 years sir, no lights on my bike!



judge said i would've got life if it had been night time!!!!"
(gedo69, Fri 10 Feb 2006, 20:00, Reply)