quite tame, really..
A woman from (insert hated place here) was involved in a car accident. She was trapped in the car so she had to be cut out by the fire service.

When a paramedic came to the window, he shouted in, "How many fingers am I holding up?"

She said, "Oh no, I can't feel me legs!"

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How do you make a baby cry twice?

Wipe your bloody cock on its teddybear.
(psychostorm, Tue 14 Feb 2006, 11:23, Reply)