A woman is in the maternity ward.....
....sqeezing out her baby. After several hours of sweating and screaming she finally pushes her child into the hands of the attending doctor.

The doctor immediately punches the baby repeatedly in the face, cracks its head open and then throws it out of the window.

'What the hell are you doing!' shouts the woman

'It doesnt matter' the doctor replied, 'it was dead anyway'.
(haddddock, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 13:05, Reply)