Necrophilia Meeting
Three necrophiliacs get together in a pub to swap stories. They start talking about the optimal time for penetrating the corpse. The first necrophiliac says he prefers to shaft the dead body moments after death. The other two disagree, saying that with the body warm, there is not much point even calling the act necrophilia. The second guys says he likes to wait around 3 days after death before doing the dirty. Rigermortis has set in, and it's always good to get stiff with a proper stiff. The third guy smiles and says he prefers to wait around 3 months. The other two look confused and ask him why. He simply replies - "That way, I can penetrate the body anywhere I want".
(gooseman77, Sat 18 Feb 2006, 0:27, Reply)