First blow job
As told down the pub many, many years ago.... by myself I may add...

"What does a girl say after her first blow job?"

Take a quick slurp of your pint (after saying the above as this also adds to the comic timing) but don't swallow... wait for the "I dunno!" answers....

Say through the beer and let it dribble everywhere - "I wuv yooooo!"

The first time I told that I thought I'd have to get my coat..... but the entire pub who saw it pissed themselves after a very long pause.

Unfortunately it's one of those jokes that people ask you to tell over, and fucking over again for those who missed it.
(Catchag "You know!....For Kids!", Mon 20 Feb 2006, 16:03, Reply)