There were 3 pregnant women in a maternity ward...
Each of them was knitting baby-gro's for the future children.

The 1st one says 'I hope I have a boy 'cos I've only got blue wool left'

The 2nd replies, 'Well, I hope I have a girl; I've only got pink wool left'.

The 3rd one chips in with, 'I hope to god I have a spastic 'cos I've really fucked this pattern up'.


[I'm going to hell for sure. :o)]
(gazzamoose, Mon 20 Feb 2006, 23:55, Reply)