THE DIRTIEST JOKE
A family comes in to a talent agent, and the dad goes to the agent, and says "We have an amazing act for you, its a family act...and we would really like some of your time to show you it." The agent is fine with this, and lets them show him their act. The dad and mom walk out, and the mom strips off all her clothes, and the dad preceeds to take his hand, and stick it up her ass. he pulls out a huge shit, full of blood because, of course, if you are to stick your fist up a woman's ass, some blood will come out. The son, 11, and the daughter, 8 come out with a bucket and drop the moms shit in it. the boy then dumps the shit all over his cock and the daughter sucks the shit off. she then throws up all over the boy, and the dad precedes to finger his daughter. The mom then goes down on her own son. Thats when the dog comes out. the dad and son jerk off with the grandpa surrounding the dog, the mom turns around and bleeds out her ass in the circle, then the daughter gags herself on the dog while the grandma pisses all over in their circle. the mom shits on the dog again and the dog runs out covered in jizz, shit, piss, vomit, and blood. Everyone has sex with the dog so they are all covered in shit in piss and they roll around in it all and finally they all stand in a circle while the men finger the women one generation down. The son fingers his grandma, the dad fingers his daughter, and the grandpa fingers his daughter. They all stand covered in jizz, piss, shit, vomit, and blood and the agent says "WHAT DO YOU EVEN CALL THAT?" and they reply, "the aristocrats."
(chickayeahson, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 4:29, Reply)