Less sick joke, more horrific form of ASBOs
An aquaintance of mine once told me of an idea posed to him by a friend of his.

It goes a little like this:

You take all the peadophiles, give them a uniform and a van with a video camera in the back.

Essentially what these so-called 'Rape-vans'do is cruise areas which have problems with anti-social youths, and, well, the paedophiles rape the ring-leaders.

This experience will shock them into life on the straight and narrow, or, if they re-offend, you simply post pictures of whatever happened in the back of those god-forsaken vans around their area for all their delinquent chums to see.

Needless to say me and my friends found this hilarious.

Needless to say when we explained the principles of the 'Rape-vans' to others they were not as impressed.


I'd like to see someone illustrate THAT for the book
(Quantum Sheep was going to type something clever here...but...oh, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 0:02, Reply)