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God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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6, 7 and 8Q: How many men does it take to fix a vacuum cleaner?
A: Why the fuck should we fix it? We never use it!
Q: Why do they call it Pre-Menstrual Tension?
A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
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