Blatant Racism and Sexism!
What do you say to a nigger in a Porsche?
Stop thief!

A black man finds a lamp on the beach one day, thinking it might be worth a bit if it was cleaned up, he gives it a rub. Poof, out pops a genie!
"For freeing me from the lamp I will grant you three wishes!"
Thinking he's being wound up by his mates, he wishes for the first thing to pop into his head.
"Give me an icecream!"
Poof! An icecream stand appears with his name on it! A bit stunned, he sits there for a while eating his icecream, thinking long and hard before making his final two wishes, finally, he turns to the genie and says...
"I want to be white and surrounded by women!"
Poof! He turns into a tampon!

And the moral of the story? Never trust a nigger, there's always strings attached!

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None! It should already be open when the cunt brings it to you!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares! Let the bitch cook in the dark!

What do you say to a nigger in your house?
1) Get the fuck out of my house before I call the police! OR
2) Polish my shoes, and I'll take tea in the lounge at three!

Yes Masser!

How do you stop a black man raping a white woman?
As long as he's got my tea ready at three, my shoes are sparkling and doesn't stop the bitch cooking, who gives a fuck?
(AllyUK, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 21:58, Reply)