Real-life slapstickFact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Yesterday eveningI was in the living room, and Mrs SLVA was in the kitchen which overlooks the street. She called through, "Come and have a look at this outside, quick"
So I dashed through to the kitchen and my shirt snagged on the door-handle and ripped it almost clean off my back leaving it hanging from one shoulder before it dropped to the kitchen floor in tatters.
"Aargh!" I growled in annoyance as I quite liked that shirt.
She looked at me and with a straight face said;
"I used to like The Incredible Hulk but you've ruined it for me now.
My eldest son however, who was also present, had to lean over the sink so the tea he was drinking could drain from his nose.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:13,
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BwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaPwnd!
Among Mrs Vagabond's fond nicknames for me is "Buggerface".
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:23,
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I don't even think I want to know why......
Why does she call you buggerface?
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 15:42,
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