rakes
when I was a young lad I would regulary be conscripted to help my parents with the odd jobs around the house, such as raking the leafs into one big pile so they could be delt with. however me been a samll boy I wanted to test to see that if you did step on the pointy end of a rake wether it craked you in the face, and so with my trusty rake (twas a rather large metal one) layed on the floor I jumped on the bussiness end of the rake.
suffice to say it did work just like in the cartoons and I ended up flat on my back with a red stripe running up my forehead.
(radial head fracture, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:12, 4 replies)

Lovely
Excellent combination of story and username there too.
(richardm, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:13, closed)

thank you

(radial head fracture, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:15, closed)

I've done that!
It bloody hurts!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 16:38, closed)

thank god
i thought i was the only one
(radial head fracture, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 22:42, closed)