But does it really go "Spang"?
Wavy lines...

Myself and a few friends were sat around in someone's living room drinking. The conversation meandered around various topics, but eventually ended up with a discussion of the noise it makes when you hit someone on the head with a frying pan. Suddenly, one friend left the room and returned with a frying pan. And, you know what, it *does* make a "Spang" noise. How we laughed (except for the chap who'd just been bashed on the head with a frying pan).

But the slapstick part? The best bit of the whole thing was that the person who woke up with a headache and a massive lump on their head? Who walked slightly sideways for a week? That would be the frying-pan wielder. The chap he spanged was absolutely fine.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 21:49, 1 reply)

Only once
Have I ever actually spanged someone with a pan.
I cant remember what it sounded like.
I was more concerned about being hit back before I shoved him out of the door.
Plus any sound would have been deafened by the pounding of my heart resonating through my head
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 1:39, closed)