Boredom & GCSE Biology lessons
often lead to stupid challenges. Henceforth me and my friend were attempting to throw a pen in the air, and catch it like you would hold a pen, forefinger and thumb in position etc. Oh the Hilarity.

Now this was a biology lesson but I clearly hadn't paid any attention in Physics either. I threw the pen slightly too high, leaned back and it struck me directly, point down on the forehead. There was a slight pause, and then I fell straight off the stool flat on my arse.

There was much laughter all round, but the joke was on the other wankers when my teacher said I could get out of the lesson if I'd hit my head. I took the opportunity, and took the slowest possible walk to the medical room. The envy from my more sensible, focussed classmates was delicious.

And at the end of all this? Grade A in Science. Fuck yeah.
(Voodoo-Child16 Pissed in their Champagne on, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 22:19, Reply)