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Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.

Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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So fucking what?
Like a bunch of old fucking women on here. You obviously live off the oxygen of being a cunt. This is a free website, no ones forcing you to read anything or even be here, so why don't you just fuck off and stop bitching and moaning about everything. Ignore button. Use it. And grow the fuck up, quit the schoolyard bullying mentality and realise this really is a pretty damn pitiful way to spend your time.

Your a negative cunt - Phsycochump, added to my ignore list.

Oh, just one last thing. Fuck off.
(Lizard King, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 11:54, 6 replies)
see what you've written there?
why not apply it to yourself when considering psychochomp's post?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:02, closed)
O! Irony!

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:07, closed)
And it's "You're"
Ha beat you to it Monty ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:08, closed)
*concedes gracefully*
PS although you did miss "no ones"
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:24, closed)
Hahaha christ.
That's classic. You negative cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:17, closed)
negative cunt
Nirvanas best song :0)
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:34, closed)
Negative Creep?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:36, closed)
HAHAHAAH
Hey, chompy, did you see what happened here? He changed your name from Psychochomp to Psychochump! I mean, it's almost Wildean in its complexity!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:22, closed)
Actually technically you aren't correct
He's changed it from Psychochomp to 'Phsycochump', the semi literate helmcheese.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:29, closed)
it's a shame that as he is purportedly now ignoring chompy
that he won't see these replies
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:32, closed)
It's hard to type well through a veil of angry tears.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 12:47, closed)
What chompy said was right, it's a load of fucking bollocks probably.
I bet when he was little he told people he lived in a wendyhouse with a chocolate covered dad who he was allowed to snap his fingers off to nibble on and instead of a car he had a giant slide from his house roof that took him to school.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 22 Jan 2010, 14:29, closed)

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