Real-life slapstick
Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
( , Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
Fact: When someone walks into a lamp-post it makes a very satisfying and hugely hilarious "Ding!" noise. However, it is not quite so funny when the post is in the middle of town and you are the victim. Tell us about hilarious prat-falls.
Thanks to Bob Todd for the suggestion
( , Thu 21 Jan 2010, 12:07)
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Simple ones are the best
OK, not me, but ones I have seen:
1) Co-worker bending over to read a notice on the wall, and proceeded to get his tie caught in an auto-start paper shredder. Potentially lethal, but I could not help him as I was paralysed with laughter. I never wore a tie to work after that!
2) Three people walking along a narrow path in a tight 2-1 formation. Leading two walk either side of groin-high bollard, which trailing bloke does not see until too late. Again, paroxysms of laughter - more so as the guy doubled up on the ground crying was 6 foot plus, tough-as-nails Islander
3) Female friend (slightly toasted) trying to walk through a closed glass door onto a patio so hard that she bounced back 2 feet & landed flat on her bum. Laughed so hard I snorted most of my beer (not nice). She was well endowed, so I think her fun bags made the initial impact rather than her nose.
( , Fri 22 Jan 2010, 11:57, Reply)
OK, not me, but ones I have seen:
1) Co-worker bending over to read a notice on the wall, and proceeded to get his tie caught in an auto-start paper shredder. Potentially lethal, but I could not help him as I was paralysed with laughter. I never wore a tie to work after that!
2) Three people walking along a narrow path in a tight 2-1 formation. Leading two walk either side of groin-high bollard, which trailing bloke does not see until too late. Again, paroxysms of laughter - more so as the guy doubled up on the ground crying was 6 foot plus, tough-as-nails Islander
3) Female friend (slightly toasted) trying to walk through a closed glass door onto a patio so hard that she bounced back 2 feet & landed flat on her bum. Laughed so hard I snorted most of my beer (not nice). She was well endowed, so I think her fun bags made the initial impact rather than her nose.
( , Fri 22 Jan 2010, 11:57, Reply)
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